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| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 09:01:01z | Send another | FORTUNE.QOTD: If it's too loud, you're too old. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 08:45:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.If we were meant to get up early, God would have created us with alarm clocks. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 08:14:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.There will be big changes for you but you will be happy. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 07:59:01z | Send another | FORTUNE.Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know that? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 07:43:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 07:28:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.The PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY is CRYING for an END to BURT REYNOLDS movies!! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 06:26:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.You will probably marry after a very brief courtship. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 06:10:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.The devil finds work for idle circuits to do. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 05:24:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.BOO! We changed Coke again! BLEAH! BLEAH! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 05:08:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.Am I SHOPLIFTING? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 04:53:06z | Send another | FORTUNE.The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 04:37:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.WYSIWYG: What You See Is What You Get. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 03:35:31z | Send another | FORTUNE.Make it right before you make it faster. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 03:04:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 02:18:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died. -- Richard Diran |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 01:00:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 00:29:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.He who laughs last usually had to have joke explained. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/24 00:14:01z | Send another | FORTUNE.The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank. -- Scotty |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 23:58:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.A plucked goose doesn't lay golden eggs. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 23:43:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.Shick's Law: There is no problem a good miracle can't solve. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 23:27:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 23:12:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.Sometimes you get an almost irresistible urge to go on living. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 22:41:05z | Send another | FORTUNE.What soon grows old? Gratitude. -- Aristotle |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 22:10:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.Garbage In -- Gospel Out. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 21:39:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.Well, I'm disenchanted too. We're all disenchanted. -- James Thurber |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 21:23:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.There's one fool at least in every married couple. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 21:08:06z | Send another | FORTUNE.Every morning is a Smirnoff morning. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 20:52:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.We are now enjoying total mutual interaction in an imaginary hot tub ... |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 20:21:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.Happiness isn't having what you want, it's wanting what you have. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 20:06:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.I don't remember it, but I have it written down. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 19:19:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.Tonight you will pay the wages of sin; Don't forget to leave a tip. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 19:04:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.No passing. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 18:48:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.Depart not from the path which fate has assigned you. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 17:46:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 17:31:05z | Send another | FORTUNE.PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 17:15:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.I'm a nuclear submarine under the polar ice cap and I need a Kleenex! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 17:00:05z | Send another | FORTUNE.Life sucks, but death doesn't put out at all. -- Thomas J. Kopp |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 16:29:02z | Send another | FORTUNE.A fool and his money are soon popular. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 16:13:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.Dr. Livingstone? Dr. Livingstone I. Presume? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 15:58:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.Send a self-addressed, stamped envelope. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 15:42:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.I never take work home with me; I always leave it in some bar along the way. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 15:27:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the floor. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 15:11:35z | Send another | FORTUNE.Love is never asking why? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 14:40:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.We are all dying -- and we're gonna be dead for a long time. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 14:25:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.All great discoveries are made by mistake. -- Young |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 14:09:36z | Send another | FORTUNE.Would you *really* want to get on a non-stop flight? -- George Carlin |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 13:54:06z | Send another | FORTUNE.Don't have good ideas if you aren't willing to be responsible for them. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 13:38:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 13:23:07z | Send another | FORTUNE.I'm having fun HITCHHIKING to CINCINNATI or FAR ROCKAWAY!! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 13:07:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.Linus? Whose that? -- clueless newbie on #Linux |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 12:52:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.No matter what happens, there is always someone who knew it would. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 12:36:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.Do not use or store near heat or open flame. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 12:21:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.A farmer is a man outstanding in his field. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 12:05:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.Clones are people two. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 11:50:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 11:34:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might be your bicycle. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 11:19:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.You won't skid if you stay in a rut. -- Frank Hubbard |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 11:03:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.Rotten wood cannot be carved. -- Confucius, "Analects", Book 5, Ch. 9 |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 10:48:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.Interchangeable parts won't. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 10:32:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend. -- Theophrastus |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 10:17:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.Caution: breathing may be hazardous to your health. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 09:30:32z | Send another | FORTUNE.Talk is cheap because supply always exceeds demand. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 08:44:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say "Honk if ..." |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 07:57:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.Housework can kill you if done right. -- Erma Bombeck |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 07:26:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.Woman was God's second mistake. -- Nietzsche |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 07:11:05z | Send another | FORTUNE.Wharbat darbid yarbou sarbay? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 06:40:05z | Send another | FORTUNE.Real Users know your home telephone number. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 06:09:05z | Send another | FORTUNE.The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. -- W. C. Fields |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 05:07:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 04:05:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.Someday you'll get your big chance -- or have you already had it? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 03:49:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.You will win success in whatever calling you adopt. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 03:34:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.Forgive and forget. -- Cervantes |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 03:18:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.Results are not typical. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 03:03:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.A list is only as strong as its weakest link. -- Don Knuth |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 02:47:35z | Send another | FORTUNE.Phasers locked on target, Captain. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 02:32:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 02:01:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.Love thy neighbor, tune thy piano. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 01:45:35z | Send another | FORTUNE.Yow! I want to mail a bronzed artichoke to Nicaragua! |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 01:14:35z | Send another | FORTUNE.Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in at the door. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 00:59:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.Ahead warp factor one, Mr. Sulu. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 00:43:37z | Send another | FORTUNE.Your lover will never wish to leave you. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/23 00:12:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 23:57:07z | Send another | FORTUNE.Nobody knows the trouble I've been. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 23:26:05z | Send another | FORTUNE.We have met the enemy, and he is us. -- Walt Kelly |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 23:10:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.Absolutum obsoletum. (If it works, it's out of date.) -- Stafford Beer |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 22:55:07z | Send another | FORTUNE."The Computer made me do it." |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 22:24:05z | Send another | FORTUNE.Americans are people who insist on living in the present, tense. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 22:08:35z | Send another | FORTUNE.We must believe in free will. We have no choice. -Isaac B. Singer |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 20:35:34z | Send another | FORTUNE."I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to stay tuned." |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 20:20:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.... or were you driving the PONTIAC that HONKED at me in MIAMI last Tuesday? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 20:04:35z | Send another | FORTUNE. can I write a unix-like kernel in perl? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 19:49:03z | Send another | FORTUNE.Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 19:33:33z | Send another | FORTUNE.Is this going to involve RAW human ecstasy? |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 19:18:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.All's well that ends. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 19:02:34z | Send another | FORTUNE./earth: file system full. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 18:47:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.ASCII a stupid question, you get an EBCDIC answer. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 18:31:34z | Send another | FORTUNE.Something's rotten in the state of Denmark. -- Shakespeare |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 18:16:04z | Send another | FORTUNE.Humpty Dumpty was pushed. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 18:00:35z | Send another | FORTUNE.Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie. |
| LZ2PCB-5 | LZ2PCB-7 | 09/22 17:45:05z | Send another | FORTUNE.Look out! Behind you! |